Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen. It's time for LiLu's TMI Thursday!
Okay, so I had another post all lined up about some lame softball failure. Then, somehow, while talking to Just A Girl, I managed to let slip that I had...um, done something TMI-worthy not too long ago.
Mom, Aunt Kim, um, other relatives and/or coworkers who aren't my sister? Please stop reading now. Seriously. I take no responsibility for your discomfort if you keep this up.
Last chance.
Stop.
NOW.
Okay, at this point, it's on you.
So I have a rabbit. No, I don't mean the cute, cuddly, furry kind. I mean (and this is NSFW. Really.) this kind (except it's orange).
A small while ago, I was...playing with said rabbit. Playing? You know what I'm talking about.
(As a side note, all of this really works better for me if I'm...on top. Even where a toy is concerned. This may or may not be important information.)
Suddenly, I heard a crack. At a crucial moment, if you catch my drift. And the whole thing just stopped. Cold.
I almost cried.
Upon further inspection, I discovered that in my, ahem...excitement, I had actually broken my rabbit.
No, no. It wasn't worn out. Though I've had that problem on many an occasion. What?
This time I had broken it. Nearly in half. The part that houses the batteries was hanging on by a thread.
Sadly, I did not take a picture. So I give you this MS Paint rendering:
Vibrator FAIL.
18 comments:
Can your vagina also bend steel girders into fancy shapes, just like Superman?
That's what mine looks like only purple. And it's DELIGHTFUL. But I'm also on top and mine's intact so maybe you're just enthusiastic. I recommend Slumber Parties' Hummer as a replacement. That's what I have. And the little hummingbird wings touch your whatchamacallits. LABIA. That's the word.
It broke INSIDE you. I would fear electrocution.
That's the scariest thing I've ever heard! It's also my ultimate fear #247. Thank god you survived!
I really don't have words for this. Except it kind of makes me want to reconsider my positioning...
I look...I just went flaccid.
Wow. I saw a horror movie one time about your vajay. It was one of those low budget movies. Just broken penises urrywhere. The whole set up looks like something I've aired my tires up with.
That's the best MS Paint drawing I've ever seen.
Silver lining!
I go through vibrators like candy (only I enjoy them more). I've never had one break inside me though...I think it would be kind of traumatic.
I am also highly impressed with your MS Paint skillz.
i've had many friends comment on how they wear out vibrators due to heavy usage. i've never known someone who could destroy one with the power of her vag.
Jay: Yes. Can't yours?
J.A.G.: I can't believe you just labia-ed my blog. Hooker.
Lemmonex: I would have feared it...if my head were on straight in that moment. Not so much.
Graygrrrl: Please make a list of the other 246 fears ASAP.
Organic Meatbag: Maybe. I admit to nothing.
Meg: But...it's the best way!
moooooog35: No you didn't. C'mon. It's SEXY!
Travis: I don't think I ever want to see this movie.
LiLu: There always is one!
M: Me too. And me too! And thanks!
Jeff: What can I say? I gots mad skillz.
Can I say I'm super impressed with your MS paint skills? Those pearl things freak me out too.
From the above reading, this is basically your vagina: http://images.tabulas.com/9610/m/teeth.jpg
Those Kegels work wonders, don't they? :-)
HeeeHeee!!
That's the best! You've got some awesome muscles down under woman! Any man's dream... as long as you keep HIS intact.
You're lethal.
!!!!!!! I had never considered that one could be "on top" with a vibrator!
Well. That about sorts out my weekend plans.
My last post about the Shine Sitcom - She broke her rabbit...how is that not emmy bait?
You should totally go into advertising. That MS Paint job is exquisite!
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