Here's the deal. My middle finger and I have had some great times. I've pissed people off, made people cry, and gotten myself into a lot of trouble with my middle finger.
But now? It means nothing. It's completely ineffective. I flip people off and they just smile. Or laugh. Or turn the other cheek (thanks for that philosophy, Jesus. Though in my head, it's still about butts). It's so lame.
I guess these days unless you take a blade to someone's balls or pull out your loaded shotgun or have sex with a toaster, no one is going to pay any attention.
Is it just me? Or have your middle fingers lost their power, too? Maybe I should add spikes. Or sex toys. Thoughts?
This is a dangerous post to write.
4 days ago