What's that you say?

I work for a small company. Very small. So small in fact, that I could not sue someone for sexual harassment, even if I were being sexually harassed. Which, arguably, I am...on a daily basis.

A couple of days ago, when I got to work, I found this post-it note on my desk. It was stuck to a red folder. We have a very exciting folder system in our office, but I won't bore you with the details. Well, I won't bore you with the details until I decide to at a later date.

I will give you one clue. The man who left this post-it note on a folder on my desk, his name is Jesse. On about a weekly basis, he threatens to shoot me for some small infraction, which is usually not even my fault. Last week, his backhoe operator didn't show up for the first day of work. His whole life is now forever screwed up because of this.

It wasn't my fault. He said he had lined everything up, and asked me to please fax the backhoe operator dude's company a map and directions to the meet-up location. Which I did. It seems, he didn't give them a date.

"I'm gonna shoot you..."

Yeah. It doesn't really scare me except that Jesse is just crazy enough that he might, one day, snap and shoot me. He's one of those well-it's-not-as-bad-as-Nam kinda guys. Frequently, he says, "What are they gonna do? Send me to Nam?"

I don't have the heart to tell him that the Vietnam War (or whatever politically correct term we're using these days to call that thing we do when we raid other countries without approval from anyone important) has been over for a significant number of years. But they could send him to Iraq.

Anyway, this was on my desk:



Bonus points to the person who can figure out what it says. Any ideas?