This guy (Courtesy of The Bloggess's Sex Column), not exactly SFW (I'm not really sure, but The Bloggess said it was probably SFW if your boss wasn't a dick, so I'd go with that):
I'm so confused. Is it sick? Is it awesome? Is it...Demolition Man, but a little better? Why don't they make any internets parts for girls? Do you just do it with your guy friends? Why do you have to stick that other part in your ass?
Lots of people like to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner? WTF?
I have only questions, no answers.
We’re not going anywhere.
2 days ago
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oh they do make internet parts for girls. i'm sure a little light googling will bring up the appropriate images.
This is the reason why geeks don't have sex!
Unfortunately the vacuum cleaner is a common one. I've heard several stories, including one where the guy even had the piece of mind to put the vacuum cleaner away under the stiars before calling an ambulance. The blood trail gave him away.
Lots of people also end up with stuff up their ass - with the standard excuse being "I fell on it".
Because my internet sucks, I can't watch that video and it's torturing me.
To mysterg, though I say: "A million to one shot, doc! A million to one!"
Quoting Seinfeld is still funny, right?
Eh. It was only a matter of time, honestly.
Lots of people like to masturbate with vaccuum cleaners? Hm. Really?? This made me laugh.
I've given you an award:
http://meditations-in-an-emergency.blogspot.com/2009/08/and-razzie-goes-to.html
Fantastically funny (and terrifying) blog.
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as far as computer geeks jobs go, that is one of the sexier ones.
Once when I was working in an ER there was a lady who "sat on a tack when she was naked and it got stuck up her butt" uh-huh
this is hilariously awkward. love the joystick.
I'm afraid just to get my fingers near the sucking end of a vacuum.
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