tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post6192079554401229709..comments2023-11-05T02:59:51.270-06:00Comments on shine out loud: Maybe it's just me?shinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-75011470069869406692009-05-18T15:47:00.000-05:002009-05-18T15:47:00.000-05:00peterdewolf: Cookies are about want. You know it...peterdewolf: Cookies are about want. You know it, I know it.<br /><br />AprilMarie: Probably better than hurling canned goods at them. I'm sometimes tempted.<br /><br />Phronk: Feel free to move to Texas. I think we've cornered the market on bizarre.<br /><br />Amy: I have those days sometimes, too. Usually on the days I need help, I turn into invisible lady. <br /><br />Kelly: You wanna come shopping with me, don't you?shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-11217134144797334452009-05-18T14:27:00.000-05:002009-05-18T14:27:00.000-05:00Your grocery store sounds crazy!Your grocery store sounds crazy!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02897358252031026173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-28214232045033135892009-05-16T18:19:00.000-05:002009-05-16T18:19:00.000-05:00I personally can't figure it out. I don't ...I personally can't figure it out. I don't think you look like a person who particularly NEEDS so much help. I couldn't get help if I were lying on my back with a SHELF on top of me. <br /><br />The cracker & cheese lady would just walk on by and be like "You have a nice day, now, honey. And remember to buy yourself some nice cookies."Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629988912075918818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-69268165213179260762009-05-15T12:10:00.000-05:002009-05-15T12:10:00.000-05:00Awesome stuff like this never happens to me. Every...Awesome stuff like this never happens to me. Everyone around here is polite and normal. It totally blows.Phronkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13130514499521837002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-39377441549510588242009-05-14T20:01:00.000-05:002009-05-14T20:01:00.000-05:00Don't you just HATE that?! Once, my boyfriend and ...Don't you just HATE that?! Once, my boyfriend and myself were at the grocery store. A young kid walked up and started with the same crap. My boyfriend, however, wasn't having it. He looked the kid straight in the eye, before he even asked if we needed help, and said "Nope. We've got it covered. Thanks. Okay? Bye." That was it. Haha. The kid just stood there in awe. It totally worked! When I'm by myself, I just smile and nod at them without saying a word. Regardless if they give me a dirty look and think "bitch" as they walk away. =)AprilMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13655176188489818881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-15283986685073207512009-05-14T13:22:00.000-05:002009-05-14T13:22:00.000-05:00"Cookies are about want."
That really is genius."Cookies are about want."<br /><br />That really is genius.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-59260758973439331582009-05-14T13:19:00.000-05:002009-05-14T13:19:00.000-05:00FilmFemme: Can I please shop at your store?
Adri...FilmFemme: Can I please shop at your store?<br /><br />Adriana: As long as someone's getting something out of this...<br /><br />Erin: That hadn't occurred to me. Crazy grocery lady stalker...eesh.<br /><br />Losing It: At the freaking grocery store by my place of employment! I promise, I don't travel out of my way to go to crazyland.<br /><br />PorkStar: I think that would have just egged her on. She is very focused on FREAKING ME OUT.<br /><br />Toanny: You should know better. You've heard these stories in person...<br /><br />Toanny: I already judged you, it's too late.<br /><br />LBluca77: Those things happen to me, too. But at a different store. It's like Russian Roulette, seriously.<br /><br />LiLu: Super Soaker. Great idea!<br /><br />Killer B: Why would you be shopping for Gossip Girl at the book store? Doesn't that come on TV? I'm so confused! Bah! Pop culture!shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-67947998216441119662009-05-14T12:19:00.000-05:002009-05-14T12:19:00.000-05:00We have a large book store chain up here and in co...We have a large book store chain up here and in complete contrast to your annoying cracker-lady, the employees at this bookseller are borderline retarded. If it's not Gossip Girl, it's best to go looking for it on your own.Killer Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15822594244252525718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-32555738038382056032009-05-14T09:03:00.000-05:002009-05-14T09:03:00.000-05:00I would have gone back in there with an assault ri...I would have gone back in there with an assault rifle.<br /><br />Well, okay. Maybe not.<br /><br />But definitely a Super Soaker.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-2173653020033245662009-05-13T23:02:00.000-05:002009-05-13T23:02:00.000-05:00Where do you shop? I always get ignored or get stu...Where do you shop? I always get ignored or get stuck behind the worlds slowest person in the check out line.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-32062985814286972022009-05-13T16:51:00.000-05:002009-05-13T16:51:00.000-05:00*entire =/= ENTER*entire =/= ENTERJoannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04227442044026940210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-39319385312081690172009-05-13T16:50:00.001-05:002009-05-13T16:50:00.001-05:00It's not you, it's that store! I made the mistake ...It's not you, it's that store! I made the mistake of buying an entire week's supply of groceries there last month. With coupons. Even though I told the woman I had coupons and set aside all of the items that would be affected by the coupons, she still ran everything through and bagged it, then acted surprised when I pointed out the coupons again at the end and had to dig products out of the bags, one at a time, so she could scan them and entire the proper price discount. It took forEVER and I started to apologize to the people in line behind me because she was soooooo. sloooooow. <br />Ahem. Seriously. It's not you, except the part where you should stop repressing your urge to cuntpunch people, because sometimes rudeness and violence ARE the answer.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04227442044026940210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-70541602775754930362009-05-13T16:50:00.000-05:002009-05-13T16:50:00.000-05:00The moment they start that shit with me, that's wh...The moment they start that shit with me, that's when I either walk out or I'll plain tell them "I do not need your help, THANK YOU!" and make it obvious they annoy me.<br /><br />You had a lot of patience with that lady.PorkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237764791827136434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-23183085063992517592009-05-13T15:35:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:35:00.000-05:00I have the exact opposite experience at the store ...I have the exact opposite experience at the store near my apartment. The deli department there is famous for looking right at you and then ignoring you for fifteen minutes and then sighing and stomping over and saying "what do you want?!?" when it becomes obvious that you are not going to leave. <br /><br />Perhaps crazy grocery lady has a crush on you? :)Erinhttp://www.snarke.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-74455205773331342752009-05-13T15:18:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:18:00.000-05:00I think it's just you. (Kidding, this shit happens...I think it's just you. (Kidding, this shit happens to me all the time!)<br /><br />I love your hilarious grocery store experiences, as they make me feel slightly more sane when I react nearly the same way.addyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09868705028124878584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-72131410616737971142009-05-13T15:08:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:08:00.000-05:00I think the people at my grocery store are require...I think the people at my grocery store are required to ask everone if they need help, but most of them are so jaded they don't even stop walking when they ask. I love them for this.Gillianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13665527830791208911noreply@blogger.com