tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post1127169101582539406..comments2023-11-05T02:59:51.270-06:00Comments on shine out loud: Some people just shouldn't date.shinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-15727223325082396322009-09-04T09:33:41.481-05:002009-09-04T09:33:41.481-05:00How do these people even exist? And how do you man...How do these people even exist? And how do you manage to always find them? Sheesh.<br /><br />You should send me your OKCupid username so I can send you creepy perverted messages you can post on your blog.Phronkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13130514499521837002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-85403890816034001432009-09-02T15:32:15.702-05:002009-09-02T15:32:15.702-05:00This is EXACTLY why I would rather insert and remo...This is EXACTLY why I would rather insert and remove contact lenses in my eye over and over than go on a date. I don't care how I met them (and I actually thinking meeting online makes more sense in terms of chosing a date since you can actually verify they know how to use proper grammar and form a sentence), dates are generally beatings and, more often than not, end with some sort of schenanigans, as you wonderfully relayed. Tho, I will say, they do make for AWESOME stories! =)Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09654586812177663986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-23830477113524212832009-09-02T11:11:57.206-05:002009-09-02T11:11:57.206-05:00Hey Shine...did you consider that the spots on you...Hey Shine...did you consider that the spots on your face could be an allergic reaction? Now that would be hilariousness. <br />FYI, how many of you do this... take 10-percent of the total with tax included, double it... leave that as a tip?Antje Spethmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14271856751666786279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-22358261257042596602009-09-02T08:15:46.294-05:002009-09-02T08:15:46.294-05:00UPDATE for everyone: He did indeed call while I w...<b>UPDATE</b> for everyone: He did indeed call while I was in the shower last night. Left me a message about what a great time he had and asked if I'd like to do something this weekend. Truth. Can't say I'll be calling him back.shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-51647074289717618502009-09-02T06:12:01.701-05:002009-09-02T06:12:01.701-05:00Oh wow! I would run like hell as well! LOL!!!
An...Oh wow! I would run like hell as well! LOL!!!<br />And getting drunk?! Oh that's a loss of a million points right there. Especially if I'm NOT drunk. Ggggrrrrrrrrr!<br /><br />I also find it interesting to meet ppl like that. It's so random. I'm so random. You learn something new everyday. It also makes for good blog/laughing material.<br /><br />Good luckMaryxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10374102286000982901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-65600277128079666582009-09-02T01:29:13.553-05:002009-09-02T01:29:13.553-05:00oddly enough this makes me miss dating and telling...oddly enough this makes me miss dating and telling my girlfriends about the good/bad/ugly. But I never online dated which I am grateful for. I am too judgey for that shit.Jessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05317706481536109684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-8231698909369961282009-09-01T22:27:37.225-05:002009-09-01T22:27:37.225-05:00Face lick on a first day? That's kinda raunchy...Face lick on a first day? That's kinda raunchy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-60374687020280289212009-09-01T19:54:44.020-05:002009-09-01T19:54:44.020-05:00HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow. Sorry to hear that, ...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow. Sorry to hear that, but it was funny as hell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-12054586056006080312009-09-01T15:06:54.210-05:002009-09-01T15:06:54.210-05:00Oh jeez... A face licker. Definitely good you lear...Oh jeez... A face licker. Definitely good you learned about his alcoholism before things got worse. There's only room for 1 drunk in a relationship, and by golly, that drunk should be you!Graygrrrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07423394839497455624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-48209580560848004172009-09-01T14:28:39.287-05:002009-09-01T14:28:39.287-05:00OH please keep dating. I shouldn't take entert...OH please keep dating. I shouldn't take entertainment from your discomfort but its unavoidable. You write so well and I can just hear more spite flowing into the 'Well of Your Bitterness". There is a snarky twenty something dating manual in there somewhere. Be strong girl. We all love you.Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-14789506272268013582009-09-01T13:00:14.006-05:002009-09-01T13:00:14.006-05:00this... is not made up? do you swear? because i am...this... is not made up? do you swear? because i am appalled at the horribleness of all this. jesus h. christ.The Krakenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130296484029792631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-61136274532816996492009-09-01T12:15:48.712-05:002009-09-01T12:15:48.712-05:00Drunk.. after 3? I guess that's cool.
And I c...Drunk.. after 3? I guess that's cool.<br /><br />And I can't believe he owned the face-licking. Call you soon? Really?f.Bhttp://francobeans.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-77464341638190397142009-09-01T12:08:27.499-05:002009-09-01T12:08:27.499-05:00Don't you know face licking is part of a Kling...Don't you know face licking is part of a Klingon mating ritual? And you claim to like Star Trek.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-85085513170010480422009-09-01T11:47:10.661-05:002009-09-01T11:47:10.661-05:00* crossing "licking girls' face" off...* crossing "licking girls' face" off my patented moves list.<br /><br />Thanks for the tip.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-44648895985563202742009-09-01T11:43:26.365-05:002009-09-01T11:43:26.365-05:00Maybe you're just too damn picky!
There's...Maybe you're just too damn picky!<br /><br />There's probably people somewhere who'd pay good money for a licking. Sick individuals that they are. <br /><br />Next time, try saying this..."Lower and Slower".<br /><br />Or better yet, leave during hour 1 of Spock talk.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-64185864306693845182009-09-01T11:21:57.809-05:002009-09-01T11:21:57.809-05:00Wait, since when was licking faces considered bad?...Wait, since when was licking faces considered bad? Shit. No wonder I'm single. #doingitwrong<br /><br />If this guy spent two hours talking, that would've been enough to turn anyone off, let alone the fact that it was two hours of Star Trek. Did he do any listening in those two hours? Red flag, red flag. <br /><br />The tip, or lack thereof, would have been a red flag too. I suppose he either doesn't realize, or doesn't care, that tips are their livelihood. <br /><br />I wonder how he treats his mother.Cokemanhttp://www.twitter.com/cokemannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-22472026166983060812009-09-01T11:09:39.597-05:002009-09-01T11:09:39.597-05:00this is why you're awesome!!
i think that eve...this is why you're awesome!!<br /><br />i think that even if service totally sucks, a guy should leave a decent tip on the first date just for "impressions" sake. otherwise they look like a lame, drunk, cheapass. and yea, if you can outdrink someone, not a good match. i've learned that from experience as well.Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07263219705031174912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-6482386130254304062009-09-01T11:07:23.989-05:002009-09-01T11:07:23.989-05:00My brother actually met his wife online, and back ...My brother actually met his wife online, and back in 2001 on WebTV no less!<br /><br />As for Douchey McNogame, let's just hope that he was a stepping stone to something better.Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-28208554945496455402009-09-01T11:01:57.919-05:002009-09-01T11:01:57.919-05:00OK, rule #1 of dating: never date a guy who can...OK, rule #1 of dating: never date a guy who can't hold his alcohol as well as you can! Yikes.<br /><br />And crappy tippers? Also tend to skimp in other areas. Maybe if you'd out-tipped him he would have been less inclined to taste your face. Lesson learned, I guess ;).Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04701517031359108233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-1579179789435868762009-09-01T10:35:00.648-05:002009-09-01T10:35:00.648-05:00Yes! I agree with LiLu! I would have drawn attenti...Yes! I agree with LiLu! I would have drawn attention to his douchebaggerynessesessss. Interesting guys around here. I'm totally impressed by you actually having the juevos to do this! Way to be you! Please tell us more about this fella you met!Reneehttp://www.theseaisnotmine.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-40276484792621780582009-09-01T10:30:34.952-05:002009-09-01T10:30:34.952-05:00Wow. I just don't know what to say. Based on w...Wow. I just don't know what to say. Based on what you consistently post in your blog, I have come to the conclusion that I must be the best date ever. Just wow.Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15039653106691469542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-78103625281475471022009-09-01T10:22:06.077-05:002009-09-01T10:22:06.077-05:00Oh, I so would've trumped that tip right in fr...Oh, I so would've trumped that tip right in front of his face. Asshats need to LEARN.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-6150158662657516552009-09-01T10:19:50.859-05:002009-09-01T10:19:50.859-05:00Getting drunk -- Oh hell no.
Bad tip -- I will cu...Getting drunk -- Oh hell no.<br /><br />Bad tip -- I will cut you.<br /><br />Lick my face? -- Die now.<br /><br />That is all.PQhttp://www.thepqnation.com/dcprincessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-279920339896233708.post-10178992468454660432009-09-01T09:59:54.992-05:002009-09-01T09:59:54.992-05:00Ok, the bad tip would've been a huge turn off,...Ok, the bad tip would've been a huge turn off, but licking my face? NO. That probably would've gotten him slapped. Did he call you?Just A Girlhttp://thepqnation.com/justagirlnoreply@blogger.com